I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. It freaks me out. I’m sorry that I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something just to make it slightly cuter but that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.
if someone comes out to you as aro and you say “oh i used to be like that! then i met [insert person here]” “i’m so sorry” “everyone’s like that! you just haven’t met the right person” or something along those lines then pls. punch yourself in the face repeatedly. do it.